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Friday, October 28, 2011

Many Jokes


Dosti Friends Jokes in Hindi is a collection of hilarious jokes about friends, usually a conversation between two or three friends.
Funny Hindi Joke 
Friend us tarah ki relation hai haat aur aankh ke bich par,haat pairs jab aankh roti hay & jab aankh roti hai tab haat wide ho jati hai tears.
Hindi Friend Joke 
Tu nahi janta hai mein chotobela me helicopter se pada gaya tha
Friend: tu kiu mada nahi hai?
Us samay ki baat mujhe khayal nahi hai.
Hindi Joke 
Maine koi dhoni nahi hum agar mere ek rich mann hai, maine koi smart nahi hum agar mare smart demag hai,maine sab samay right nahi hu magar meine tumko dost banake nahi vul ki.
Hilarious Pat Patni Dost Joke 
Pati:mere marne ke baad tum Rafiq ko saadi karna.

Patni:meine kiu tumhare dost ko saadi karunga?...mere koi dost nahi hai?
Dost Joke 
Dost eksath baythe to kitni chaye khaya magar problem to rahe gaya.

hu dost, ulta mere diebetis bar gaya aur mere problem bar gaya.
Friends Joke in Hind 
1st friend: dost sach bolta hu,Jarina ke liee maine drink nahi karta hu.

2nd friend:Meine vi nahi,wasa ki pani pe durgandha hai iss liee paani ki sad mad par leeta hu.Sokhia ke baat kaun yaad rakhta hai?
Short Joke in Hindi 
Ek dost ne ek ladki ko dekh kar ek shayri bola-
Vaisob! Vaisob! Hamari sabki ek daabi hok-
Uss ladki ne tumhare vaabi hok.
Funny Hindi Friends Joke 
Ek pukur ke paas do dost khara raha tha

1st dost:ki re kitne dinse tum naha nahi?

2nd dost: khamokha mera dos dena nahi,ye pukur ki khusbu hai.
Dho Dost Hindi Joke 
Ripon aur Salam do dost. Ek khela par baazi dhor kar Salam har gaya aur uski baad-

Ripon:Dost,baazi ki shart par tu aj mujhko restaurant par dhokaoge.

Salam:Acca thik hai.

Aur uske baad Salam ek restaurant par Ripon ke le kar samne door se dhuka aur
Pichle door se bahar le ayaa!
Two Friends Joke in Hindi 
1st dost:Pehle kaha tha na ki India pe nahi ana,yha itni traffic jam ab kayse jaunga?

2nd dost:Aao gaan gai 'Gulistane aa kar humko asha fur gaya'.
Short Hindi Joke 
Habibko many times prokriti dak dia magar oh nahi uthna parti coz his friend
Jab saha nahi jata tab bola: dost prokriti kitni bar Miss call de rahi hai meine Call back
Karke ata hu.
Hindi Dosti Joke 
1st friend: dost mere man karti hai ke oh ladki kan me kam sunti hay.

2nd friend: keyse bujha?

1st friend: meine uski bola I love you aur oh bola meri juti jora new hai.

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