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If Anna was married, toh yeh aandolan kabhi na hota kyonki...
1. Kahan ja rahe ho?
2. Akele tumhi ko padi hai anshan mein jane ki?
3. Yeh Kejariwal ka saath chhodo!
4. Woh boycut baal wali ladki kaun hai? Baar baar bagal mein akar baith jati hai.
5. Shaam tak aa jaoge na?
6. Pahunchte hi phone karna!
7. RamLeela Ground se lautne par ek kilo Papita lete aana, aur raste mein ATM se paise nikal kar lana. Bhoolna nahin!
(Peeche se)- Paise lana mat bhoolna!




There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

Very Interesting naming of our Indian States........... Incredible India Large state: maha rastra Place of king: raja sthan Queen field: rani khet Mr. city: sri ngr Rhythm of eyes: nani taal Face: surat Unmarried gal: kanya kumri God's state: hari dwar Brick city: ita ngr Saint hair: rishi kesh Call end: kol kata No zip: che nnai Come on sun: arun aa chal Cum in evning: aa saam Go n come: go a and finally do drama: kar natak