Hilarious Hindi Shayari 
Aap kis gum me bethe ho, 
Mera ek kaam kar do na, 
Meri julfo ko lehra kar, 
Ju nikal do na ! 

Is sadgi par kaun na mar jaye ye khuda, 
Ladti hai, par hath me belan bhi nahi hai ! 

Gf is beauty, wife is duty, 
Gf is lovely, wife is pagli, 
Gf is wisky, wife is risky, 
Gf is rani, wife is paresani, 
Gf is mango fruty, wife is kismet footy ! 

I Like U 
I Like U 
I Like U 
I Like U Very Much 
Believe Me 
I Really Like U 
Kyonki GEETA me likha hai :-"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI" 


Subh SMS Sham SMS Din Me SMS Rat Me SMS Ghr Me SMS Ofice Me SMS Jeena SMS Mrna SMS Akhir Kya Hein Ye SMS? 
S=Sab Ko 
M=Mohabbat Se 
S=Satao 
ye hein sms 

Kya hua jo kar li shadi, 
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge. 
Mujhe pata tha wo mere naseeb main nahi hai, 
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge. 



Yaad aati hai teri jaagte-sote, 
Din katte hain teri khatir rote-rote, 
Kaash!tum mere saath yahan hote, 
Kam se kam mere kuch kapde to dhote. 

Ye sulagta jism, 
ye kanpkapate honth, 
ye thartharata badan, 
ye ladkhadati aawaz,….. 
mujhe pahle ho pata tha,tujhe malaria hua hai