Hindi Jokes Collection
Election ke lie protik gamsa,chati bol kar har ek ko deta hai. Magar ek ki protik hay
Hati.
Ek gadha arek gadh ko bola,keyare teri malik to tuse itni kam khana deta hai aur tab
Vi tu usko chod kar nahi jata hai kiu.
Dusri gadha: Chod kar nahi jata hu kiunki malik ne uski wife ko bola r ekbar tarkari mein
Namak kam degi to tujhe us gadhe ke sath saadi kara degi.
Ek lok ek popular School pe ja kar uski headmaster ko bola salar sir keysa ho?
Sir to khep gaya: Ap mujhe is tarah bola kiun?
meri sala is school me padti hai aur ap uski sir hay toh ap meri sala ki sir nahi hai?
Pandit: ap 100 yrs bachegi.
Vakto: Jadi nahi bacha?
Panditji: then tum mere gal par thas thas karke do chor de kar jana.
Vagne: mama itni biman rang keyse karti hay?
Mama: Biman jab akash me udti hay tab chota ho jata hai tab rang karti hai.
Char bandhobi ek sath ek train par betha raha hai. Ticket checker aya.1st jon puri dress
Para tha uski 500 Rs. Fine kia. 2nd jon short kamij pada raha tha uski 250 and tisri only
Bra & panti pada uski 50 fine kiya. Magar 4th jonki koi jarimana nahi kia. Bolo to kiun?
Kiun ki uske pas ticket tha.
Ek log train par betha kar hasti rahe e soch kar ke 10pm ki train just 10pm par chod rahi
Hai. Pas se ek log kaha vai e kalki train hai.
Pichle time e slogan tha 'shikshai jati ki merudanda'
Yeh ajki slogan hoga 'shikshai jati ki haddi'.
Tumhare pas sabuj kali ki kalam hoga?
Kiu
Na mane tumhari jama ki color sabuj is lie jaha jaha sabuj rang hai tumari jama par meine
Sabuj kar deta.
Jitni bar meine rone ki chesta karti hu itni bar mere aankho ko bristi ki pani dho deti hai.
Akashki megh kar dekh kar koi vi rone laga hoga is lie meine kabhi us tarah dekha nahi.
Election ke lie protik gamsa,chati bol kar har ek ko deta hai. Magar ek ki protik hay
Hati.
Ek gadha arek gadh ko bola,keyare teri malik to tuse itni kam khana deta hai aur tab
Vi tu usko chod kar nahi jata hai kiu.
Dusri gadha: Chod kar nahi jata hu kiunki malik ne uski wife ko bola r ekbar tarkari mein
Namak kam degi to tujhe us gadhe ke sath saadi kara degi.
Ek lok ek popular School pe ja kar uski headmaster ko bola salar sir keysa ho?
Sir to khep gaya: Ap mujhe is tarah bola kiun?
meri sala is school me padti hai aur ap uski sir hay toh ap meri sala ki sir nahi hai?
Pandit: ap 100 yrs bachegi.
Vakto: Jadi nahi bacha?
Panditji: then tum mere gal par thas thas karke do chor de kar jana.
Vagne: mama itni biman rang keyse karti hay?
Mama: Biman jab akash me udti hay tab chota ho jata hai tab rang karti hai.
Char bandhobi ek sath ek train par betha raha hai. Ticket checker aya.1st jon puri dress
Para tha uski 500 Rs. Fine kia. 2nd jon short kamij pada raha tha uski 250 and tisri only
Bra & panti pada uski 50 fine kiya. Magar 4th jonki koi jarimana nahi kia. Bolo to kiun?
Kiun ki uske pas ticket tha.
Ek log train par betha kar hasti rahe e soch kar ke 10pm ki train just 10pm par chod rahi
Hai. Pas se ek log kaha vai e kalki train hai.
Pichle time e slogan tha 'shikshai jati ki merudanda'
Yeh ajki slogan hoga 'shikshai jati ki haddi'.
Tumhare pas sabuj kali ki kalam hoga?
Kiu
Na mane tumhari jama ki color sabuj is lie jaha jaha sabuj rang hai tumari jama par meine
Sabuj kar deta.
Jitni bar meine rone ki chesta karti hu itni bar mere aankho ko bristi ki pani dho deti hai.
Akashki megh kar dekh kar koi vi rone laga hoga is lie meine kabhi us tarah dekha nahi.
