Collection of Funny Hindi Jokes 
Ek admi ne bola 'Six month ke bad bibi puritan ho jati hai' 
2nd person: vai thik kaha. 


keya meine itni valo jo tum har din yeh prarthana karte ho ki har ladka meri 
Tarah premika pay..? 
:of course, kiun meine akela ye vog karunga!!! 


acca, keya tum mujhko valentine day par ek ring dega? 
:of course, tumhara phone no. de do meine tumko ek ring dunga. 



meine sapne mein dekha tum mujhko iss valentine day par ek heera ka necklace 
Deti hai. 
of course, tumhare is sapne ko “khabnama” dunga. 


acca, keya tum mujhko 1st payar ki baat bolte ho? 
of course, boloto tum sab ladkione ye  ek baat kiun bolte ho? 



sun ke jao jara, valentine day ke se tum mere relative ko payar karoge. 
of course. Dekho maine meri shans se jayada tumhare shans se payar karti hu. 


1st angagement ring, uski bad wedding ring, ab keya? 
uski bad suffering. 


Swami:tum ring vul angul pe pada hai. 
Bibi: kiun ki tum vul ladki se saadi kara hai. 


Ek maha vul kar vi admi ovinandan pai wo hai saadi karke. 


Ek admi khub garb se uski bibi ki baat karte raha 
Aadmi dusri admi se: jnate ho meri bibi meri har baat manti hai. 
Dusri admi: wo khub bimorso ho kar bola,tum to khub vaggoban hai. Ye kase hota hai? 
Admi: jhagra hone ki baad meine sob dos meri upor le leta hu.