Teasing Jokes 
Patni aur ghadi main kya antar hai?.
ghadi bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai.
aur patni bigadati hai to "SHURu" ho jati hai. 

Funny sms in Hindi 
Pahli padosan:-kya baat hai bahan, kal raat tum 3 ghante tak apne pati se jhagadti rahi. Jabki roz 20-25 minute hi ladti ho.

Doosri padosan:-kya bataoon bahan,aaj se ye 5 din ke tour per jaa rahe hain.

Naukraani and maalkin funny Hindi Joke 
Naukraani:-maalkin baba ne cockroach kha liya.
Maalkin:-are jaldi karo use doctor ke paas le chalo.

Naukraani:-aap tention mat lo, maine baba ko bygone pila diya. 

Funny bachche Hindi Joke 
Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, "is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao."

Bachche ne kaha, " pata nahin."

Teacher ne kaha, "Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao."

Bachche ne kaha "Mere pair dekho aur naam batao"