Cute pati and patni Hindi Joke 
Yadi koi pati car ka darwaaza khol kar khada ho jaye aur patni se bathane ka aagrah Karen
to yeh tay jaaniye ki ya to car nai hai ya biwi.

Funny Santa sms 
Officer Santa:-Madam is swimming pool main nahana mana hai.
Aurat:-to aapne mujhe tab mana kyon nahin kya jab main kapde utaar rahi thi.
Officer santa:-madam kapde utarna those hi mana hai.

Cute animal sms 
Ek gadhe ne santa ko maara aur bhagne laga.
santa gadhe ke peeche use pakadne dauda. Raste main use zebra mila. Santa bola sala track suit pahan kar mujhe ullu banata hai.

Patient and Doctor Hindi Joke 
Patient: Doctor, mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe vampire ne kaat lya hai..

Doctor: achcha , lo ek glass paani piyo.

Patient: kya main isse thik ho jaaunga?

Doctor: nahin per isse mujhe pata chal jaaega ki tumhare gale main chhed hai ki nahin.

Waiter Joke Hindi 
Ek customer waiter se:-waiter dekho mere soup main cockroach pada hai.
Waiter:- sorry sir,aajkal makkhiya vacation per gayi hain.

One Liner Hindi Joke 
mandir ja, meri bhi unhi ne dhoondh kar di thi.

Hindi Writer Joke 
lekhak se kisi ne poocha: janab aap buri aurto ki hi kahaniyan kyon likhte hain?
Lekhak(hairani se):-bhala achchi aurato ki koi kahani hoti hai?