Hindi Jokes Collection 
Saadi se pehle ladki ne kaha tha ye soch kar uski sare raat nirghum jata tha. 
Aur saadi ke baad bibi keya bola ye sun ne se pehle hi wo so jata hai. 



Matri vasa bola jata hai magar pitri vasa kiun nahi bola jata hai? 
Kiun ki pita ne khub kam samay baat karne sujog pata hai. 



Ek santi purno saadi ki pehla sarta hai bar bar payar me parna magar ye jarur bibi ki payar me parna hai nahi to ulta hogi. 



Jab koi swami uski bibi ke lie gari ki darwaja khul deta hai tab ye confirm kar ke bola jata hai ki, ya gari neya aur bibi naya hai. 


Aapne apni man ki baad khulke balna paroge. Aapki bibi koi disturb nahi karegi- is tarah sujog apne chahta ho? 
Tahole jab usne so jayaga tab tum jo bolna hai bolo. 



Aap kisise payar karte ho magar kehna nahi parte ho. Toh ektu kast karke khojo aspas koi chuhe hai ki nahi, agar nahi to jogar karo. Dekhna us chuhe ki voi pa kar tumhare pas ayega. 



admi payar me parti hai jab usne vaab mein rehta hai, aur payar mein parne ki baad keya hota hai? 
O-vab mein parti hai. 



payar aya tha nirobe…uske baad keya hua tha? 
sorobe chala gaya. 



Dokandar: mere is drugs se mosquito marega 100% guarantee. 
Admi:samajh gaya, magar ye istemal keyse karu? 
Dokandar: khub easy, ek mosquito dharna aur usk much par ye drugs bhar dega aur 
Dekhna kayse kam karta hai. 



Sagar shukie jata hai, pahar urr kar jata hai, tum mujhko vul jate ho, magar maine tumko keyase vul paonge? Tum har rat meri sapne ata ho aur akela chitkar karti hu 
Vut! Vut!