Funny Beta Pita sms 
Beta: Papa shaadi karke jab log pareshaan hi rahte hai to shaadi kyu karte hai,

Pita: Beta akal badaam khaane se nahi tokar khaane se aati hai.

Funny papa Beta Hindi Joke 
Papa:-beta, agar mere nadi main tairne tak tum ek hi jagah baithe rahoge to main tumhe 10 rs. Dunga.

Beta:-aur papa agar aap wapas nahin aaye,to kya main ye paise mummy se le loon? 

Funny Girls sms Hindi 
Pahli ladki:-tumhara necklace bada kimti lag raha hai. Lagta hai kahi achchi job lag gayi hai.

Doosri ladki:-job nahin yaar, lottery lag gayi. Mujhe paise wala pati mil gaya.

Funny women joke in Hindi 
Ek mahila:- jab kabhi main apni beti ke saath nikalti hoon, to log log poochte hain kya ye chhoti bahan hai?

Doosri mahila:-achcha tumhari beti abhi se itni boodhi dikhne lagi hai?

Funny one liner sms 
Ek beauty parlor ke bahar ek line likhi thi,"yahan se niklne wali ladkiyon ko seeti na bajaye, wo aapki daadi ho sakti hain." 

Funny student sms Hindi Joke 
Ek medical student ne apni classmate ko khoon se ek khat dekar kaha,"is khat ka jawab zaroor dena."

Classmate ne use jawab diya,"tumhara bloodgroup B positive hai."

Premi premika one liner sms 
Purani kahawat hai ki shaadi se pahle premi premika ka haath prem ki wajah se pakadta hai, jabki shaddi ke baad aatmraksha ke liye. 

Sharabi Joke in Hindi 
Sharabi and Doctor Funny Sms
Sharabi:-Doctor ji kya aap meri sharab chuuda sakte hain?

Doctor:- haan haan ,kyon nahin.
Sharabi:- police ne meri 50 botel sharab ki pakad li hain ,jaldi se unhe chhudwa lijiye. 

Boyfriend and girlfriend SMS Joke in Hindi 
Boyfriend:-kitna achcha ho yadi hamari shaadi isi saal ho jaae.

Girlfriend:- oh to kya tumhari shaadi bhi isi saal ho rahi hai? 

Funny Fishe Joke 
Dho goldfish bowl main baat kar rahi thi:
pahli goldfish:- kyat tum bhagwan per bharosa karti ho?

Doosri goldfish :- bilkul, to tumhe kya lagta hai ,roz bowl ka paani koun change karta hai? 

Patient and Doctor funny Joke in Hindi 
Patient:-Doctor, jab bhi main chai peeta hu meri aankh main dard hone lagta ha.

Doctor:-Ab tum jab bhi chai peena , cup main se spoon bahar nikal lena. 

Saas And Bahu Jokes 
Saas:-bhagwaan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di hai, chaawal se patthar nahin nikal sakti kya?

Bahu:-bhagwan ne aapko bhi to 32 daant diya hain,do char patthar chaba nahin sakti kya?