omedy Hindi Jokes Collection
:dunia me relation ki koi obhab nahi hai, to kiska obhab hai?
:relation long karne ki.
:“Election Engineering” parne ke lyee meri future keya hai?
:ek nokri ke leyee ads dene ke lyee aur ek 5 yrs wait karna parega.
Scientist o ne bohot din se chesta jari raha hai “Brain” ke bina ek aadmi koidin bachna parta hai ye abiskar karne ke chesta kar raha hai. Keya tum tumhari mobile no. usko sms kar dega?
:ye keya dia iss dudh par to melamine hai!!!
:Aluminium ki Rs. De kar aap melamine ki dudh poega na to keya paoge?
Do poka ne alap kar rahe hai ek dustbin se.
:keya re 500 Rs. Ki kamar de kar tham dia kiun?
:kiun ki 500Rs. Samajh kar kamar dia magar ab to dekha 100Rs.
Vai aap makan vare pe lene ke waqt bola tha iha se see-beech dekha jayaga magar ab to kuch bhi nahi dekha jata hai ek naryel gach chara
:kone par ek telescope hai wo se aap see-beech aur mangal grah vi dekhne paoge.
Kayamat ki din ek feresta a kar bola tumhare sabko nij nij gunahko 30 page pe likhna hoga. Kuch der baad tum bola 'Sir, mujhko loose lagega'.
Pappu: Mintu tu nahi jante hai, jab meine chota tha meine helicopter se par gaya tha.
Mitu: kyea bolti tu! Tab to tune mar jata tha.
Pappu: keya karu itni chota tha meri yaad nahi hai.
Driver: garime oil nahi hai sir. Aur samne nahi jayega.
Malik: toh keyaa hoga. Samne nahi jayega to gari ghura kar pher bari cholo.
Admi: ek chota bacha ko dokan par dekha aur bola tum itni chote ho itni chocolate dekh kar tumko lov nahi hota hai?
Baccha: hota hai, uss lyee meine chocholate ko chat kar rakh deta hu.
Ek surgent ne ek driver ko pakar ke bola
:tum driver ho pilot nahi..
:si si. Pilot samjhu kayse wo log to kheto ko vi raste samajhte hai….
Ek din Hozz saab ghar ki janal de kar bahir me jana chahta hai govir raat me,
Yeh dekh kar uski guard ne bole keya kar rahe ho saab?
-log kehta hai meine raat me ghumanto obosthay hatta hu,wo dekhne ke liee ye kar raha
:dunia me relation ki koi obhab nahi hai, to kiska obhab hai?
:relation long karne ki.
:“Election Engineering” parne ke lyee meri future keya hai?
:ek nokri ke leyee ads dene ke lyee aur ek 5 yrs wait karna parega.
Scientist o ne bohot din se chesta jari raha hai “Brain” ke bina ek aadmi koidin bachna parta hai ye abiskar karne ke chesta kar raha hai. Keya tum tumhari mobile no. usko sms kar dega?
:ye keya dia iss dudh par to melamine hai!!!
:Aluminium ki Rs. De kar aap melamine ki dudh poega na to keya paoge?
Do poka ne alap kar rahe hai ek dustbin se.
:keya re 500 Rs. Ki kamar de kar tham dia kiun?
:kiun ki 500Rs. Samajh kar kamar dia magar ab to dekha 100Rs.
Vai aap makan vare pe lene ke waqt bola tha iha se see-beech dekha jayaga magar ab to kuch bhi nahi dekha jata hai ek naryel gach chara
:kone par ek telescope hai wo se aap see-beech aur mangal grah vi dekhne paoge.
Kayamat ki din ek feresta a kar bola tumhare sabko nij nij gunahko 30 page pe likhna hoga. Kuch der baad tum bola 'Sir, mujhko loose lagega'.
Pappu: Mintu tu nahi jante hai, jab meine chota tha meine helicopter se par gaya tha.
Mitu: kyea bolti tu! Tab to tune mar jata tha.
Pappu: keya karu itni chota tha meri yaad nahi hai.
Driver: garime oil nahi hai sir. Aur samne nahi jayega.
Malik: toh keyaa hoga. Samne nahi jayega to gari ghura kar pher bari cholo.
Admi: ek chota bacha ko dokan par dekha aur bola tum itni chote ho itni chocolate dekh kar tumko lov nahi hota hai?
Baccha: hota hai, uss lyee meine chocholate ko chat kar rakh deta hu.
Ek surgent ne ek driver ko pakar ke bola
:tum driver ho pilot nahi..
:si si. Pilot samjhu kayse wo log to kheto ko vi raste samajhte hai….
Ek din Hozz saab ghar ki janal de kar bahir me jana chahta hai govir raat me,
Yeh dekh kar uski guard ne bole keya kar rahe ho saab?
-log kehta hai meine raat me ghumanto obosthay hatta hu,wo dekhne ke liee ye kar raha
