Short and Hilarious Hindi Jokes
Tumhhari baat mein office jane ke waqt sochta hu,kaj ki andar chochta hu. Kab month ses hoga, aur tum meri paas aoge, Rs. Tumko mere sabse jyada jarurat hai.
tumko kya wo baat yaad hai, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
ha, of course, kiun nahi. Magar tum kaun ho?
kayse desh ki aadmi nahi badega?
ab adamshumari gin ne bondh kar do population vi kam jayega.
”man is mortal”-sudhu ki admi mortal women nahi?
women vi mortal magar wo baat yaad karne ki kaya jarurat hai?
itne kosis ke bad vi is desh ki koi unknot nahi hota hai kiun?
kiun ki unknoti ke liee chesta nahi jari hai.
Basant me kiski dukh besi hota hai.
kokil ki, kiun ki din raat uski gola ki istemal karna parti hai.
otithi panchi ki koi visa-passport kiun nahi lagte hai?
kiun ki nij desh mein fir kar ane ki koi guarantee nahi hai iss lyee.
chand ki paas hajaro chare rehta hai magar suraj ke pas kuch kiu nahi rehta?
jisko ksamta rehta hai uske paas koi real friend nahi rehta hai.
kounci mama ham sabke liee saman.
chand mama.
2010 saal ki keya humko keya lakshay hai?
jaan le kar 2011 pe jana.
hum humko valuable vote kisko degi?
jo apko jyada value de usko.
Bade miah:tum jara jorse panda, ye meine khub like karti hu.
Chote miah: maine vi like karti hu magar o check boi.
itni problem le kar hum log kaunsi desh mein baas karti hai.
prithbi ki sabche sukhi desh mein.
hum log piche par rahi hai kiun?
durnity jayada ho rahi hai us lie.
admi kaunsi din me jayada chaka khata hai?
valentine day par,payar ki ijhar karne ke waqt…
SAARK sammelon ho kar keya subidha hota hai?
iss samay koi bomb blast nahi hota hai.
Rajniti ki koi niti nahi hota hai kiun?
ase na! Durniti.
Chand kiun nahi uthta hai?
Kalank sabne dekhe iss lie
Tumhhari baat mein office jane ke waqt sochta hu,kaj ki andar chochta hu. Kab month ses hoga, aur tum meri paas aoge, Rs. Tumko mere sabse jyada jarurat hai.
tumko kya wo baat yaad hai, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
ha, of course, kiun nahi. Magar tum kaun ho?
kayse desh ki aadmi nahi badega?
ab adamshumari gin ne bondh kar do population vi kam jayega.
”man is mortal”-sudhu ki admi mortal women nahi?
women vi mortal magar wo baat yaad karne ki kaya jarurat hai?
itne kosis ke bad vi is desh ki koi unknot nahi hota hai kiun?
kiun ki unknoti ke liee chesta nahi jari hai.
Basant me kiski dukh besi hota hai.
kokil ki, kiun ki din raat uski gola ki istemal karna parti hai.
otithi panchi ki koi visa-passport kiun nahi lagte hai?
kiun ki nij desh mein fir kar ane ki koi guarantee nahi hai iss lyee.
chand ki paas hajaro chare rehta hai magar suraj ke pas kuch kiu nahi rehta?
jisko ksamta rehta hai uske paas koi real friend nahi rehta hai.
kounci mama ham sabke liee saman.
chand mama.
2010 saal ki keya humko keya lakshay hai?
jaan le kar 2011 pe jana.
hum humko valuable vote kisko degi?
jo apko jyada value de usko.
Bade miah:tum jara jorse panda, ye meine khub like karti hu.
Chote miah: maine vi like karti hu magar o check boi.
itni problem le kar hum log kaunsi desh mein baas karti hai.
prithbi ki sabche sukhi desh mein.
hum log piche par rahi hai kiun?
durnity jayada ho rahi hai us lie.
admi kaunsi din me jayada chaka khata hai?
valentine day par,payar ki ijhar karne ke waqt…
SAARK sammelon ho kar keya subidha hota hai?
iss samay koi bomb blast nahi hota hai.
Rajniti ki koi niti nahi hota hai kiun?
ase na! Durniti.
Chand kiun nahi uthta hai?
Kalank sabne dekhe iss lie
